Correction!

Apparently, there is a more official term than "oreo cows."
Can you believe that?

My new Australian friend informed me that my aptly dubbed cows
are actually called "belted galloways" and they are very common in Australia. 

 I must say I like my title better. She did too.

And no, Nabisco are not paying me.

But I think I may have just come up with a creative new marketing pitch for Oreos.

Cows. Milk. Oreos dunked in milk. Cows that look like Oreos. Get it? Got Milk?

Man, there are numerous angles here.
You're going to buy oreos tonight aren't you?
See. Nabisco should pay me...